Thursday, April 23, 2015

Your Road To Leisure

In the past, working hours were determined by the locking of the factory gates. Now, changes in technology mean that we take the factory home with us, allowing work to invade every waking hour. This phenomenon is what we call Hyperemployment. Leisure time is in decline, and even what we would call leisure activities, are being used for someone else’s profit.

Complete our three step consultation process to discover how Hyperemployed you are. Our dedicated staff wil then use the results of this consultation to help you reclaim your right to leisure time. 

1. Dayline

Throughout our day, work permeates leisure and vice versa. To help us understand the extent of your Hyperemployment, create your own Dayline.
Use the coloured post-its to divide the hours of a regular weekday into work and leisure; Yellow is for work and blue is for leisure. Every post-it counts for one hour. 

2. Multi Task

The endless, constant fl ow of email, notifications, direct messages, favourites and invitations are fighting for our attention. We are constantly distracted, both during working hours and leisure time. In order to better understand your condition.
We ask you to complete the Multi Task. Your job is to immediately reply to incoming messages whilst completing the survey provided. Your results will be monitored and recorded as part of the consultation. You have three minutes. 

3. Data Accountant Service

Even during leisure time we are working. The online activities we think of as leisure, for example hanging out on Facebook or watching Youtube videos, are a form of labour. These companies function because of the content that their users produce:
“If you’re not paying for the product, you are the product” - Anon.
Fill in the invoices provided to find out how much your leisure activities are worth and how much you are owed for the work you have done during your leisure time. 


You have now reached the final destination
on YOUR ROAD TO LEISURE. One of our consultants will be with you shortly to deliver your prescription.

Welcome to Leisure. 

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